Kaali Mata
Pathan India gaya to hinduon ny
usy khoob mara,
Q?
Wahan Barish ho rahi thi,
Us ny Mandir me ja ker
Kaali Mata ko bahar rakh diya aur Bola :
Kabhi Naha Bhi Liya Ker
Nesti
Kitni Kaali Ho Gai Hai...:-p
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