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Reporter : Khan Sahab! Plateform per khary tamam

pathan kese mar gaye??


Pathan : Ek Elaan hua k train plateform per aarahi hai,

sab ny Jaan bachany k liye Patri per

Chalaang laga di.


Reporter : Phir aap kese bach gaye??


Pathan : Me khukushi k liye patri per leta tha,

ye Elaan suna to plateform per ja ker lait gaya...:-)



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