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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Andhera
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper : Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan : Dopehar me sonay ke liye andhaira karna hai....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Bachat
Pathan : Aaj me bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon,
or karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha liye.
2nd Pathan : Tum boht bewakof ho,
Rekshey ke peche bhagty to 80 rupey bach jaty.....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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1 Pathan ny tamam sawalon k
1 Pathan ny tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye phir bhi usy
fail ker diya gaya.
1- Tipu Sultan kis laraai me shaheed hua?
Ans- Apni aakhri laraai me.
2- Elaan e Azadi per dastakhat kahan huye?
Ans- Jahan signature likha tha.
3- Talaaq ki bari wajha kiya hoti hai?
Ans- Shadi.
4- Darya e Sindh kahan behta hai?
Ans- Zameen per.
5- 8 logon me 3 aam kese divide keren gy?
Ans- Uska juice bana ker.
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/)(> Dekh yaar theek to bataya tha,
_//_ Phir bhi fail ker diya....:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Pathan ka Baap
Road per kisi ka accident hua pathan ke agay bohot saarey log dekh rahe thay pathan ko nazar nahi aya.
Usne chalaki dikhayi or ro ker bola yeh mere baap ka accident hua he.
Sab hate to dekha ke ghade ka accident hua tha
By:
Ashwan
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Barre Azam
Sir : Duniya me kitny Barre Azam hen?
Pathan : 4.
Sir : Kon kon se?
Pathan : 1 Quaid e Azam, 2 Sikandar e Azam,
3 Mughl e Azam, Aur
4 mera chacha Haji Azam....:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Taang
Pathan Biology ka practical attend kerty huye.
Examiner ny ek Bird ki taang dikhai, aur
pathan se us bird ka naam pucha...
Pathan : I Don't Know.
Examiner : You have failed, kiya naam hai tumhara?
Pathan : Hamara Taaang dekho aur naam batao...
Baat kerta hai Saala...:-)
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Rabia Naz
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Bilawal Bhutto ek pathan dost k ghar
Bilawal Bhutto ek pathan dost k ghar gaya...
Pathan ki bivi pathan se : Tum hamesha mehmano se
ulti sidhi baaten keh dety ho, aaj meherbani farma ker Bilawal ki
izzat kerna.
Pathan Bilawal se : Kiya haal hai? tum theek to ho na? aur aanay me
koi pereshaani to nahi hui..??
Bilawal : Yaar! tumharay ilaaqay me kuttay bohat hen.
Pathan : Kuttay se yaad aya tumharay Waalid kesay hen?....:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me
Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me ghalti se
Bewah likh diya gaya,
Wo apny Shoher ko le ker Office gai,,,
Aurat clerk se : Mere Shoher zinda hen or
mere NIC me Bewah likh diya hy,
Ye ghalti theek ki jaye...
Clerk ny daraz se Pistol nikali aur
us k Shoher ko Goli maar di,,
QK
Clerk Pathan tha,
Ghalti theek ker di....:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Pathan hospital aya
Pathan hospital aya to Nurse ny bataya :
"Mubarak ho, is waqt 2 baj rahy hen aur aap Baap bhi
2 bachon k ban gaye hen..."
Pathan :
"Khuda ka shuker hai k hum 12 bajy nahi aya...:-)"
By:
Sumaira Malik
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