Rishta
Teacher : Batao Zameen aur Chanad ka apas me
kiya rishta hai??
Pathan : Bhai Behan ka.
Teacher : Wo kese??
Pathan : Q K hum Chaand ko Mamu,
aur Zameen ko Maa kehty hen........:-):-p
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