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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Bus k pechy sher
    Pathan dodta huwa police statin aya our officer sy bola "jaldi kro sahab wahan bus ma lagun ko laker sher ko khelaty han"
    Officer;- kya tum ny khud dakha hy.
    Pathan;- han sahab me ny khud dakha hy k us bus k pechy aik sher latka huwa tha :-D


  By: Ali Rajwa   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Maa pathan se
    Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

    "Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

    nikal aaya hai".
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    Pathan : "To kiya hua,

    Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

    GOOD MORNING


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ka interview tha
    Pathan ka interview tha..


    Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

    "Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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    Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mujh se shadi kero gy
    Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

    Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

    Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

    Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

    Baji ny Behnoi se,

    Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • KAL KI ROTI
    Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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    Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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    Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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    Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-D


  By: Nouman Hashmi   Send To Mobile
  • Qaatil
    Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

    Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

    Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

    ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

    Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Maachis ki teeli
    Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

    2nd jalai, na jali.

    3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

    Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

    or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Tum kahan paida huway
    Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

    Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

    Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

    Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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    DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek aadmi Rakshy Waly se
    Ek aadmi Rakshy Waly se :

    Khan Saab! Saddar jaye ga?

    Khan : Hamara khayal hai nahi jaye ga.

    Aadmi : Aray Bhai, Saddar jaye ga?

    Khan : Shayad 2015 tak jaye ga.

    Aadmi : Abay me bol raha hun Saddar, Regal Chowk jaye ga?

    Khan : Ye to Sadar ka marzi hai k Regal Chowk jaye

    ya Golimaar. Hum se pooch k thori jaye ga.

    Aadmi : O Pagal! mujhy le ker Saddar Regal Chowk tak

    jaye ga..?

    Khan : Yaar hum us ka Secretory hai?

    Khud ja k poocho k tumhen le ker

    jaye ga k nahi...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Ghanty k baad
    Pathan Apny Bety k liye

    Rishta leny gaya
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    Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

    Parh rahi hai.
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    Pathan : Chalo hum

    1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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