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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Maa ki baat
    Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

    suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


    Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?


    Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

    kese bataun?...:-0


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega
    Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

    Or Store walay se kaha :
    "Cheeni bhi Do."

    Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

    Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

    Dawa pe likha hai,

    "Sugar Free"

    Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shararat
    1st Pathan : Yaar ye Bachay itny shararti

    Q hoty hen?


    2nd Pathan : Q K Ye shararat kerny se

    paida hoty hen....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Me Monitor hun
    Pathan class me hans raha tha.

    Ek larki boli : Stand Up!

    Pathan : Tum kon?

    Larki : Me Monitor hun.


    Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,

    ab "L.C.D" chalti hai.....:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • GEO PATHAN
    Obama or Nawaz aeroplane me ja rahy thy.

    Obama bola : Ager me yahan 1 caror giraun to

    1 caror log mujhy dua dengy.


    Nawaz bola : Ager me sirf astefa de dun

    to 18 caror log mujhy dua dengy.


    Jahaz ka captain Pathan bola :

    Ager me jahaz hi gira dun to puri duniya

    mujhy duaaen de gi.....:-)

    GEO PATHAN


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Mujh per shayeri banao
    GirlFriend : Mujh per shayeri banao.


    Pathan :

    In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

    Wah wah

    In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

    Ho jao Gangi or kerdo Saweraa...!!


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pappi chahiye
    Wife : Janu! Ek Pappi chahiye.

    Pathan : Uff! Farmaish to dekho,

    Gher me khanay ko paisay nahi hen,

    Or in ko Kuttay ka Bachha chahiye....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kursi
    Pathan party me gaya or larki se kaha :

    Aap dance keren gi?

    Larki khari ho ker : Haan..!!

    Pathan : To baji phir ye kursi

    hum le le....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Larki kunwari thi
    Aaj ki taza khabar.

    1 Pathan ny apni mangni torr di,

    Q K

    Larki kunwari thi.

    Pathan ny socha, Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,

    Wo meri kiya ho gi..?


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tell me the names of
    Teacher : Tell me the names of

    Ten Chemical Elements?
    .
    .
    Pathan : Oxygen, Chlorine, florine,

    Bromine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen,

    Nasreen, Perveen, & Yasmeen...;-0


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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