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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Darakht per
    Pathan Darakht pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.

    Wife: Tum Darakht per Q Latka Hai?

    Pathan: Sir Dard ki Goli Khaai Hai,
    Kahin Pait me na Chali Jaye...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Machhar
    Pathan: Abhi Tak Tum se Machhar nahi maray?
    Hamara Kaan me Gunguna rahy hn.

    Noker: Sahab, Me ny Machhar Maar diye hen,
    Ye to Unki Biviyan hen jo
    Bewa Ho ker Ro Rahi Hen...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Message Sending Failed
    Pathan: Yara, Sir ka sms aya hai k Aaj Extra Class hoga,
    kiya karun?
    .
    .
    Sardar: "O Yaar, Message Sending Failed" likh ke bhej de Yaar..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Chhatri Le ker Jao
    Pathan Noker se: Jao Bahar aur Garden Ko Pani Do.

    Noker: Sahab Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Hai

    Pathan: To Phir
    Chhatri Le ker Jao
    Aur Paani Do...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoosi
    Pathan Kanjoos Sardar se:
    "Kiya Ho Gaya?
    Itny Laal Peely Q Ho Rahy Ho"?

    Sardar:
    Pappu ny Aaj Naya Joota Pehna Tha,
    Me ny Us se Kaha k Ek k Bajaye
    2 Seerhi Charh ker ooper Jana,
    Ta K Jooty Ka Tala Kam Ghisay,
    Magar Wo Kambakhat 2 k Bajaye
    3 Seerhiyan Charhny Laga,

    Result Ye Huwa K,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Patloon Phat Gai..;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Police Station
    1 Pathan Police Station k Bahar se Guzra Aur
    Poster per Perha:
    "Wanted For Rape & Murder"

    Pathan Ny Ander Ja Ker Kaha:
    I Want To Apply For this Job"...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Hum Nahi Soye Ga
    Pathan:
    Kal Hamara Khuwab Me Kisi se Laraai Ho Gaya,
    Aaj Hum Nahi Soye Ga.

    Dost: Per Q Khan??

    Pathan: QK Aaj Wo Banday Le Ker Aye Ga...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Punjabi Aur Pathan
    Ek Punjabi Ny Pishawar Me Klashankof ka Soda Kiya..

    Pathan: Yahin Per Leni Hai to 40,000
    Aur Agar
    Ghar Pohachwani hai to
    10,000,0

    Punjabi: Theek Hai,
    Ye Lo Ek Lakh aur Lahore Pohncha Do.

    Pathan: Theek Hai,
    Ghar Pohanch Ker Phone Kerna.

    Punjabi Lahore Pohanch Ker: Haan Khan Sahab,
    Me Ghar Pohanch Gaya Hun.

    Pathan: Theek Hai,
    Klashankof Tumhari Gaari K Nichy Bandha Hua Hai..;-p:)


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Lecture On Sun
    Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN

    Pathan: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It

    Teacher: Why?

    Pathan: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Sharab Peeta Raha
    Pathan Sharab Peeta raha Aur Rota Raha.

    Dost: Q Ro Rahy Ho Khan Bhai?

    Pathan: Me Jis Larki Ko Bhulana Chahta Hun,
    Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Araha...:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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