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Machhar



Pathan: Abhi Tak Tum se Machhar nahi maray?
Hamara Kaan me Gunguna rahy hn.

Noker: Sahab, Me ny Machhar Maar diye hen,
Ye to Unki Biviyan hen jo
Bewa Ho ker Ro Rahi Hen...;-p:)



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