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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Battery Low
    Pathan: Yara, Ye Mobile To Hum Ko Kangal Kr Dega

    Sardar: Q?

    Pathan: Baar Baar Dikhata Hai
    "Battery Low"
    ,
    ,
    Hum Ab Tak
    50 Battery Badal Chuka Hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Phone Kerty Waqt
    Pathan:
    Awaaz sunayi deti hai lekin Admi dikhayi nahin deta.

    Doctor: Aisa kb hota hai?

    Pathan: Phone krty Waqt..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Delivery
    Teacher: What is the first month?

    Pathan: January

    Teacher: What is the second month?

    Pathan: February

    Teacher: What is the tenth month?

    Pathan: Delivery..;-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Hut Hut
    Pathan: Miss, English Me "Jhopdi" Ko Kiya Kehty Hen?

    Miss: Hut

    Pathan: Miss, Agar English Nahi Aata To Saaf Saaf Bol Do.
    Hut Hut Q bol rahi ho...;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 4 Pathan Janazay Ko
    4 Pathan Janazay Ko
    Tezi se le ker
    Qabron k Uper Se Guzar Rahy Thy.

    Aadmi: Sharam Kero,
    Neechay Murday Hen.

    Pathan: To Hum ny Uper Kiya
    World Cup Uthaya Huwa Hai?...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor's Advice
    Q: Why is a Pathan Standing below
    a Tube Light with a Open Mouth?

    A: Because His Doctor Advised Him
    Todays Dinner Should Be Light..;-p:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • English Me Kaho
    Sardar: Oye Tu Larki
    DeKh Aya?
    Kesi He?

    Pathan: Rang Se KaLi He Aur
    KaaN Se KaM SuNTi He

    Sardar: English Me Kaho?

    Pathan: O Yaya Wo
    "BLack-BehRRy Hai..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Keep The Change
    A Student attached 100 Rupees 2 His Test Papers
    &
    wrote: 1 Rs for 1 Mark,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Paper Checker was A Pathan.
    He Sent Him Rs 81 Back
    & wrote :
    U got 19 Marks.
    Keep The Change...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • What A Car
    Pathan: What is the name of your Car ?

    Sardar: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

    Pathan: Oh Wow, What a Car which starts with “Tea”,
    My Car Starts with Petrol...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Red Light
    Pathan Ny Ek Bohat Oonchy Mobile Tower per
    Red Light Jalti Hui Dekhi.

    Kuch Dair Tak Dekhny K Baad Bola:
    Oh Khudaya, Duniya Ny Kitni Taraqqi Ker li Hai
    k
    Hawaai Jahaz k Liye Bhi
    Traffic Signals
    Hawa Me Laga Diye Hen..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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