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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Famous Natwork
Pathan Mobile Company me job k liye gya.
Pehle hi Sawal me usey Maar kar bhaga diya gya.
Sawal tha..
Sab se Famous Network kaun sa he.?
Pathan: Cartoon Network..;-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Baaja
Pathan Ka Bacha: Abbu Hum Ko "BAAJA" Dilao
Pathan: Nahi Tum Sab ko Tang Karega.
Bacha: Nahi Abbu, Khuda Ka Qasam,
Jab Sab So Jaye Ga,
Hum Tab Bajaye Ga.:-)
Pathan: Chalo Phir Theek Hai..:-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Jhoot
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.
Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
By:
Asad
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Hum Inko Dekh Lega
Ek Baray Miyan ki Toyota Corrola ek Prado se takra gai.
Jis main 4 Pathan Bhai sawar thay.
Charon Pathan bhai ghussay main Prado se bahar nikal kar baray miyan par chillany lagy.
Aur abhi unko marnay he lagy thy k baray miyan ne masoom soorat bana kar bola.
Aap 4 jawan log aur main akela kamzor sa boorha insaan...
Ye to sarasar na insaafi ho jaegi...
Bara Pathan bhai Akram Khan Bola: Gul Khan aur Ghaffar Khan tum dono uncle ki tarah se larro.
Barray Miyan: Phir hum 3 log aur aap 2 ye bhi na insaafi hai.
Ye sun kar chotha bhai Kareem Khan aagy barhta hai aur barray miyan k kandhay par hath rakh kar unse bolta hai.
Uncle aap fikar na karo.
Apny ghar jao sukoon se.
Hum Inko Dekh Lega. :-)
By:
Taha
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Naswar
Pathan ki Bivi: Aaj Hum ne Special Khana Banaya hai,
Jis ko kha k Aap khushi se Pagal ho jayen gy.
Pathan: Begum aisa kiy pakya hai?
?
?
Begum: Naswar ke Koftay...;-p:)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Beemari
Pathan Ny Raat k 2 Bajay Doctor ko Phone kiya.
Pathan: Doctor Saab, Mujhy Neend na Ayny ki Beemari hai.
Doctor: Abay Salay,
Dusron Me Is Beemari ko Q Phela Raha hai?...;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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2 se 2 Nikalay
Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikaly To Kaya Bacha?
Pathan:Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aya.
Teacher:Tumhare Paas Do Rotiyan Thi To Tum Ne
Dono Rotiya Kha Li To Ab Kaya Bacha?
Pathan:Sallan........
By:
Umar Mughal
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Counting Karen
Pathan to Doctor:
"Doctor Sahab Hum ko Raat ko Neend Nahi Ata."
Doctor:
Aap late k 2000 tak
Counting karen,
Neend ajaye gi.
2 Din Baad Pathan Phir Aya..
Doctor:
Amal Kiya Phir?
Pathan:
Nahi kiya.
Mushkil Kaam Hai.
1000 tak Gina to
Neend any laga,
Phir Chaai Pi aur
Jaag k 2000 Poory kiye..;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Pathan's Theory
Pathan's Theory About Moon.
"Moon is better than Sun
Because Moon gives Light in Night
When Light is Needed,
But Sun Gives Light in Day
When Light is not Needed":-)
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Newton Ki Qabar se
Cheekhon ki Aawazen..;-p
BBC NEWS.:D
By:
Maha Abro
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Orange Rate
Sardar: Orange ka Rate Kiya Hai?
Pathan: 100 Rupay k 10
Sardar: Kuch te Kam Ker Yaar.
Pathan: Acha, Chalo phir 80 Rupay k 8 le Jao.
Sardar: Aye Hui na Gal,
Chal Pa Lifafay Vich..;-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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