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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • No No No
    After An Accident,
    A Very Angry Driver: I showed u d headlights
    & told u 2 go by side.

    Pathan:
    I also Started d Wipers
    & said No, No.
    No, No...:-D

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Race Ho Rahi Thi
    Pathan: Ye Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen?

    Sardar: Race Ho Rahi Hai,
    Jo Jeety ga Usay Cup Milay Ga.

    Pathan:
    Sirf Jeetny Waly Ko Cup Mily Ga to
    Baki Log Q Bhaag Rahy Hen..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Find Lady
    A Teacher Lecturing on Population,
    In India after Every 10 sec
    A Woman gives Birth to A Kid.
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    Miss Aap Fikar Na Kero,
    Hum Us Aurat Ko Dhoond Ker Usay Roky Ga..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apna Rishta Dekhny
    Pathan Apna Rishta Dekhny Gaya.
    Ghar Walon Ny Dono Ko Akela Chorr Diya.

    Pathan:
    Baji Aap Log Kitny Behan Bhai Ho?

    Larki Ghusse Se:
    Pehly 4 Thy,
    Ab 5 Ho Gaye Hen..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Bivi Chilla Q Rahi Thi
    Pathan: Kal Tumhara Bivi Bohat
    zor zor se Chilla Q Rahi thi?
    Hamara Ghar tak Aawaz aai thi.

    Sardar:
    Ary kuch nahi Yaar,
    Uska Photo facebook pe
    Upload karne ke jaga,
    ,
    ,
    OLX par Upload ho gaya..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Battery Low
    Sardar:
    Yaar Aaj Mujhy Ajeeb Msg Aya,
    To Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya.

    Pathan:
    Konsa Msg..?

    Sardar:
    Battery Low.

    Pathan:
    Hahaha
    Mujhy Send Ker,
    Me Sab Ko Tang Kerun Ga...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Brave Pathans
    Dedicated To All Pathans..

    Kuch Students Peshawar Gaye,
    Wahan Unhon ny Ek Texi Rent pe li

    Driver Pathan Tha,

    Students Sara Din
    Pathano Per Jokes Sunaty Rahy Aur Hansty Rahy.

    Din K ikhtitaam Per Pathan Driver ny
    Sab Students Ko 1 Rupay Ka Sikka Diya Aur
    Kaha K Apny Shehar Me
    Kisi Pathan Faqeer Ko Dena.

    Wo Students Aaj Bhi
    Pathan Faqeer Ko Talash Ker Rahy Hen..

    Agar Unhen Koi Pathan Milta hai to Wo
    Makai Wala,
    Bhuttay Wala,
    Naan Wala,
    Rikshaw Driver,
    Kachra Uthany Wala,
    Mazdoor,

    Lekin Ab Tak Koi Mangny Wala Pathan Nahi Mila.

    Zara Sochiye


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha
    Pathan Amrood Bech Raha Tha.

    Admi: Agar Amrood Me Keera Nikla To..?

    Pathan: To Saaf Baat Hai,
    Hum Keeray K Paisay Alag Se Le Ga..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Hi Maa Ka
    Doctor Pathan K Bachy Ko Dekh Ker Bola:
    Bohat Khubsurat Bacha Hai,
    Kitny Maah Ka Hai?

    ?

    Pathan Ghusse Se:
    O Pagal Ka Bacha,
    Ye Ek hi Maa ka hai..;-p


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Naam Khota
    Ek Pathan Apny Gadhay Ko le k Jany Laga,
    Lekin Wo Apni Jaga Se Hil Hi Nahi Raha Tha.

    Pathan Ny Gadhay Ko Laat maari Aur Kaha:

    "Naam KHOTA, Aur Harkat
    NAWAZ Jesi"...;-p


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
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