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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Kitny Number Se
    Doctor to Pathan:
    Aapki ek Kidney fail ho gayi hai
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    .
    .
    Pathan Pehly to bahut roya.
    Phir Aansu ponchty huwe pucha:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Kitny Number se...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Japan ny Ek Mirror Discover
    Japan ny Ek Mirror Discover kiya !
    Is mirror k samny jo b jhot bolta wo Mar jata.

    Ek pathan, french, american or indian ko mirror k samny laya gya.

    American: I think I love Iraq.
    He died.

    French: I think I Hate Perfumes.
    He died.

    Indian: I think I love Kashmiri
    He died.

    Pathan: I think

    And,,

    He DIED...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • My Name Is Khan
    Pathan Rroposed a Girl with Romantic Poetry..

    “Bakra mar gya razai me!

    Khan pagal he teri judai me

    Pani me machar tair nahi skta

    Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta

    Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

    I am not Terrorist,
    My name is Khan..;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Scientist
    A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

    Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

    A Pathan Scientist Was Watching
    & Concluded:
    "Humans are Soluble in Water"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pagal Ka Bachi
    Pathan: College Ki Larki se:
    "I love U"
    Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

    Larki: Me Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

    Pathan: Pagal ka Bachi,
    Sir Ko Mat Bolo
    Uska Shadi Ho Chuka hai..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jootay Se
    SARDAR:
    Batao aisa kiya karen k
    Saanp bhi Mar jaye aur
    Laathi bhi na tootay ?
    ,
    ,
    PATHAN:
    Jootay se Maar do..;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Google Khan
    Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

    Pathan: Google Khan

    Teacher: Ye kesa naam hua?

    Pathan: Hum jahan b hota hai,
    Wo Humko Dhoond hi leta hai...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor's Advice
    1 Pathan 4 Meter lamby Pipe se Hukka pi raha tha

    Dost: Itny lambay Pipe se Q pi rahay ho?

    Pathan: Doctor Sahab ne Tambako se door renhy ka kaha hai..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Hisaab Barabar
    Pathan ne 25 rupay liye,
    ,
    Bivi k sir per waar k Sadqa utara,
    Or
    Us me 75 rupay daal k 100 wala Card load karwa liya.

    Bivi: Ye kia kiya?

    Pathan: Balance 75 rupay Mere paas agya,

    Or

    Sadqa 25 rupay Govt ko chala gaya.
    Hisaab Barabar..;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Foot Ball
    Pathan: Aur Sardar Football Dekhtay huwe

    Pathan: Ye Sub Ball Ko Latien Q Maar Raha Hai??

    Sardar: Goal Karne K Liye

    Pathan: Goal To Hai Ye Aur Kitna Goal Kare Ga..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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