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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Utha Jaa
    Pathan Ki Maa:
    Utha Jaa, Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aya Hai?

    ?
    ?

    Pathan:
    To Kiya Huwa?
    Wo Sota Bhi To
    Maghrib Se Pehly Hai..;-p

    Good Morning


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Taveez Wala Chaai
    Air Hostes Pathan se:
    Sir, Aap kiya lena Pasand karenge?
    ?

    Pathan: Humare liye Taveez Wala Chaai lao.

    Airhostes: Abey Akhrot, Wo Taveez Nahi Tea Bag hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Wazu K Baghair Namaz
    Pathan: Molvi Sahab, Wazu k Baghair Namaz ho jati hai?

    Molvi: Nahi hoti

    Pathan: Ho jati hai yara

    Molvi: Bhai, Nahi hoti

    Pathan: Ho Jati Hai,
    Mene Khud Parh k Dekhi hai...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Rubber K Gloves
    Doctor: I Am Sorry.
    Opration k Waqt Rubber k Gloves
    Aap k Pet me reh gaye.
    Dobara Operation karna hoga.

    Pathan: O Yara, Pagal hai kya?
    Ye lo 20 rupay.
    Naya le lo..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Went to Court
    Pathan Went to Court

    JUDGE:
    "Order! Order!"

    Pathan:
    "1 Pizza, 2 Roll, 3 Burger & 1 Cold-drink!"

    JUDGE:
    "Shut Up!"

    Pathan:
    "No,No, 7-Up..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Zalzala Araha Hai
    Pathan: Yara Uth, Zalzala Araha Hai,
    Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

    2nd Pathan: So ja Yara,
    Ghar To Malik Makan Ka Giray Gay,

    Hum To Kirayedar Hain..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Ny Newspaper Me
    Ek Pathan Ny Newspaper Me Add Diya k

    "Hamary Pass Aisi Product Hai,
    Jis Ki Pehan Ker Aap
    Puri Duniya Ko Dekh Sakty Hen,
    Magar Aap Ko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.

    Qeemat:
    Rs.10,000+ Free Home Delivery.

    Ek Admi Ny 10,000 Bhijwa Diye.

    Do Din Baad TCS Wala Ek Packet De Gaya.
    Admi Ny Khushi Khushi Packet Khola To
    Us Me,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Burka Tha Wo Bhi Topi Wala..:-)

    Wah Pathan..:-)
    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ka Parosi
    Pathan: Hamara Parosi ka Bacha Gum ho gaya.

    Sardar: Fer Tu ki kita?

    Pathan: Hum Usko Bola,
    Google pe Search karlo,
    Mil jaye to Download ker Lena..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Ker Di Na Pathano Wali Baat
    Pathan Darakht Per Charha.

    Bandar Ny Pucha: Uper Q Aye Ho?

    Pathan: Amrood Khany.

    Bandar: Ker Di Na Pathano Wali Baat,
    Ye To Aam Ka Darakht Hai.

    Pathan: Ker Di Na Janwaron Wali Baat,
    ,
    ,
    Hum Amrood Sath Le Ker Aya Hai...;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Bivi Kunwe Me Gir Gai
    Pathan:
    Person Meri Bivi Kunwe Me Gir Gai,
    Bohat Chot Lagi Bechari Ko,
    Bohat Cheekh Rahi Thi.

    Dost:
    Ab Kesi Hai??

    Pathan:
    Ab Theek Hai
    Kal Se Kunwe Me Se
    Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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