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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Samosy Bech raha Tha
    Pathan Samosy Bech raha Tha.

    Admi: Aap k Samosay me se
    Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hai.

    Pathan: Oye Khocha,
    Tum Kiya Chahta Hai
    10 Rupy me Puri larki Nikal Aaye..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Abbu Dabi
    Interviewer: Where Is AbuDabi?

    Pathan: Jis Qabrustan me
    Ammi Dabi Usi me
    Abbu Dabi..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Engagement Day
    On a Romantic day Pathan's Girlfriend asks him:
    "Darling, On our Engagement day will you give me a Ring?
    .
    .
    Pathan: Ya Sure,
    from Landline or Mobile...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Imdad Khiyala
    Che Taabya sta da Didaar kram,
    Nor sa na krama zaan Khwar kram.
    Tor Orbal de pa maa khor kra,
    Che de Zulfy tar pa Tar kram.
    Krama khkul che de sre shundy,
    Da Raqeeb pa zra Guzaar kram,
    Pa dunya me hes kaar neshta,
    Za da eshq kaaro Baar kram.
    Pukhla khpla sha Janana,
    So Mennat ba da Rebaar kram.
    Raqibaan me domra khwah di,
    Che Hama pa sar da DAAR kram.
    Rogh ba nasham IMDAD KHIYALA,
    Toro stargo de Bimaar kram..!


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Gaaun se
    Ek Pathan Gaaun se Ek Beemar Murghi Bechny k liye Bazar Gaya.

    Ek Admi ny Pathan se Kaha: Is Murghi Ka Sar Q Nichy Hai?
    Beemar to ahi Hai??

    Pathan: Nahi,
    Ye Gaaun Ka Murghi Hai,
    Bazar Me Sharma raha hai...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ghari Aur Bivi Me Kiya Farq hai
    Pathan Sardar se:
    Yara, Ghari(Clock) Aur Bivi me Kiya Farq Hai??

    Sardar: Ek Bigarti Hai to
    "Band" Ho Jati hai,
    Aur
    Dusri Bigarti Hai to
    "Shuroo" Ho Jati Hai...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • A Pathan Called FM Radio
    A Pathan Called FM Radio & Said:
    " I Have Found a Wallet with Thousands of Currency
    & A Credit Card & ID Card of That Person
    It Belongs to Mr. Jamshed Khan,
    House # 3, Gulshan-e-Iqbal,
    Karachi.

    DJ: So You Want to Give Him Back his Wallet??

    Pathan: Oo Khochaa nai,
    I Want to Dedicate Him
    A Sad Song...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Larki k Ghar
    Pathan Larki k Ghar Rishta Le ker Gaya.

    Larki k Ghar Waly:
    Hamari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai.

    Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi,
    Hum 1 Ghanty Baad Aajaye Ga..:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Form Fill Ker Raha Tha
    Ek Pathan Job k Liye Form Fill ker Raha Tha.

    Form me Ek Option Tha k Aap Ka Star Kiya Hai?

    Pathan Ki Samajh me Nahi aya,
    Us ny Kisi Aur k Form me Dekha,
    Us ny Apny Star k Option me Cancer Likh Tha,

    Pathan ny Kuch Socha,
    Aur Phir Us Option ki Jaga per,
    ,
    ,
    BAWASEER Likh Diya...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan 100 k Note per
    Ek Pathan 100 k Note per Likha Number Dial ker Raha Tha.

    Dost: Ye Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?

    Pathan: Me Ye Check Ker Raha Hun k
    Quaid-e-Azam to Mar Gaye Ab
    Unki SIM Kis K Pass Hai?...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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