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Kanjoosi



Pathan Kanjoos Sardar se:
"Kiya Ho Gaya?
Itny Laal Peely Q Ho Rahy Ho"?

Sardar:
Pappu ny Aaj Naya Joota Pehna Tha,
Me ny Us se Kaha k Ek k Bajaye
2 Seerhi Charh ker ooper Jana,
Ta K Jooty Ka Tala Kam Ghisay,
Magar Wo Kambakhat 2 k Bajaye
3 Seerhiyan Charhny Laga,

Result Ye Huwa K,
,
,
,
Patloon Phat Gai..;-)



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