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Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya



Ek Daku Bank Lutne Gaya,
Magar Apni Gun Ghar me hi
Bhool Gaya Phir Bhi Bank Loot Liya..

Kese..??

Bank Manager Pathan Tha,
Bola:
O Yara Koi Baat Nahi,
Hum Ko Tum Per Aitbar Hai,
Tum Gun Kal La Ker Dikha Dena.. ;-)

Hahahaha



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