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Pathan Aur Sardar Dawat Me Gaye



Pathan Aur Sardar Dawat Me Gaye.
Wahan CHEESE Dekh Ker
Sardar Bola:
"O Yaar Mujhy Cheese me HOLES Pasand Nahi Hen."
.
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Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha
Sirf Cheese Khao Aur
Holes Ko Chorr Do.." ;-) ;-p

Hahahha



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