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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Class Me Ladai
    Teacher: Batao K Class me
    Ladai Q nhi karni Chahiye.???

    ?

    Pathan: "Sir Wo isliye k
    kya pata Exam me usi ke piche Apna number aa jaye"..;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Side Effects
    Pathan Cuts Sides of the Capsule
    before taking it?
    .
    Guess Why?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    To Avoid the Side Effects...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sab se Mushkil Sawal Ka Jawab
    Mil Gaya..

    Mil Gaya..

    Aakhir Sab se Mushkil Sawal Ka
    Jawab Mil Hi Gaya..

    Pathan se Kisi ny Pucha:
    "Murghi Pehly Aai Ya Anda ?"

    Pathan:
    O Yara, Jiska Order Pehle doge,
    Wo Aayega ...;-p

    Hahahhaa


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Instructions
    Pathan goes 2 a Petrol Pump
    sees a Board "Don't use Mobile Here"
    .
    Phir..?
    .
    .
    Phir Kiya ?

    Pathan ne Apny Mobile se
    Sab Ko Phone ker k Keh Diya:
    "Hum Ko Abhi Phone Mat Kerna,
    Hum Abhi Petrol Pump Per Hai"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny Naya Color TV
    Pathan Ny Naya Color TV Khareeda..

    Phir Us Ko Paani Me Daal Diya.

    Q ??

    Ye Check Kerny K Liye K
    Is ka Color to Nahi Chhut Raha..-)

    Hahahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Restaurant me
    Ek Pathan Restaurant me Betha tha k
    Achanak Us K Pait me Gur-gur hui aur
    Usay Gas Pass Kerny ki Zarurat Mehsus Hui.
    .
    Restaurant me Music Bohat Tez Tha,
    to
    Pathan ny Music ki Dhun per
    Apni Gas ko Pass Kiya..
    .
    Gas Pass kerny k baad Usay Kafi Acha Feel Hua.
    .
    Pathan Ny Koffee Khatam Ki to
    Usay Ehsas Hua k Her Koi Usay Ghoor Raha Hai..
    .
    Achanak Usay Yaad Aya K
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Wo to Mp3 Player per
    Kano Me Hand-Free Laga Ker
    Music Sun Raha Tha...;-p ;-)

    Hahahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Larka Hua
    Nurse Ne Baby Ko Pathan K Haath Me Diya

    Pathan Kushi Se Chillaya:
    Larka Hua !
    Larka Hua..!
    .
    .
    Nurse Chillai:
    Abbe Ullu K Pathhay,
    Larki Hui Hai..
    .
    Meri Ungli Chhod..;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Nishana
    Sardar:
    Jab Me Paida hua tha to
    Mere Papa ne 51 Banduken Chalwai thin.



    Pathan:
    Kamaal hai Yara,
    Sabka Nishana
    Chook Gaya....;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Dry Fruit
    A Pathan Was Drying Some Fruits
    In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them.
    .
    .
    Someone Asked: What R U Doing?
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    I Am Weak.
    Doctor Ny Kaha Hai K
    Tum Dry Fruits Khao...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Underwear me Suraakh
    Pathan asked his Friend:
    "Kiya Tumhary Underwear me Suraakh hen?"

    Friend replied: "No"

    Pathan:
    Tum Jhoot Bolta Hai.

    Friend:
    Me Jhoot Nahi Bolta.

    Pathan:
    "To Phir Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Tum Taangen Kahan se Daalta hai?..."

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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