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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Smart Pathan
    Smart Pathan....
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    1 Bache ne Pathan ki Dukan se Rs.45
    ka Saaman liya or usy 5 k note me
    5 k aagay Pencil se 0 likh kr diya
    or kaha Ye lo 50Rs..
    or 5Rs. Vapas do..
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    Pathan ko Pata chal gaya or
    Usne Socha Iska Badla lena chahiye..
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    Usne Jaib se 50 ka Note nikala or
    Uska 0 Pencil se kat diya or Bola:
    Ye le 5Rs.
    Ab to Hisaab Baraabar.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Jhoot Bolta Hai
    Wife: Me Tumhare Bache Ki Maa
    Banne Wali Hun...
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    Pathan Ghusse Se:
    O Khana Kharab Ka Bachi,
    Tum Jhoot Bolta Hai??
    Hamara To Koi Bacha Nahi Hai.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Two Corner Tickets
    Boss Asked Pathan to Buy
    Two Corner Tickets for
    A Movie to Watch with His Girlfriend..
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    Pathan Bought Two Corner Tickets,
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    A1 ........ A25.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Pareshan Betha Tha
    Pathan Pareshan Betha Tha..

    Dost: Kiya Hua??

    Pathan: Sab Log kehta hai K
    Wo Bada hokar Doctor Banega..

    Dost: To is me Pareshan Hony wali kya Baat hai??

    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Agar Sab Doctor banega to
    Patient Kon Banega?.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kisi Ny Khan Saab Se Pucha
    Kisi Ny Khan Saab Se Pucha:
    "Girlfriend Aur Bivi Me Kitna Farq Hai?"
    .
    Khan Saab Boly:
    O Yaraa, Yehi Koi
    30 Ya 35 Kilo Ka.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Ac Boggie me Reservation
    Pathan:
    Meri Ac Boggie me Reservation ker do.
    .
    Railwayman:
    AC Boggie Me Seat nahi hai.
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    Pathan: O Yara Aap Reservation kero,
    Seat ki Fikar na kero,
    Ek Kursi Main Ghar se le Aaunga.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • NOTHING Ka Matlab
    Pathan: Yara Ye "NOTHING" Ka Kya Matlab hai??
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    Sardar: "Kuch Nahi"
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    Pathan: O Nai Yara
    Aisa Ho Hi Nhi Sakta!
    Jab Word Bana hai,
    To Kuch Na Kuch Matlab To Hoga.. ;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Car Gas par hai
    Police: Car Gas par hai?
    Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
    .
    Police: Petrol par ?
    Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
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    Police: Diesel par ?
    Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
    .
    Police: Phir kis par hai?
    Pathan: Installment par hai Sir Ji.. ;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Me Aur Meri Girlfriend
    Pathan: Yara Me Aur Meri Girlfriend
    Shadi Ker Rahy Hen.

    Dost: Aray Wah.!
    Kab Ker Rahy Ho Tum Dono Shadi??

    Pathan: Us Ki Ti 10 Din Baad Hai,
    Aur Mer 2 Mahinay Baad..;-p ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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