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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Politician Ka Beta
    Pathan Politician Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya to
    Us Ny Purey School Me Laddu Banty..

    Teacher: Jhan Sahab, Aapka Beta fail ho gaya hai aur
    Aap Laddu khila rahe hen??
    .
    Pathan: O Janab, 70 Ladkon ki class me
    60 Fail hen, Iska Matlab
    Akseryat to Mere Bete k sath hai... ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Best Break Up
    Best Break Up.. ;-)

    Ek Pathan Ny 6 Cricket Balls
    Apni Girlfriend Ki Taraf Phenki..

    GF: Is Ka Kiya Matlab?

    Pathan: Its Over.. ;-D ;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ho Jaye To Phir
    Ho Jaye To Phir Kisi Ki Nahi Sunta,,

    Ye Ishq Mujhy "Pathan" Lagta Hai.. :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Lux Sabun Se Kiotaab ki Jild
    Dost:
    Ye Tum Lux Sabun Se Kiotaab ki Jild Q Dho Rahy Ho??

    Pathan:
    O Yara, Ye TV Walay Kehty Hen K
    Lux Sabun Jild Ki Hifazat Kerta hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Phone Wali Baji Boli
    Bivi:
    Khan Saab, Aap K Pass Phone Hai
    Aur Mere Pass Bhi Hai To Phir
    Aap Ny Mujhy Khat Q Likha.??
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    Janu Me Ny Tum Ko Phone Kiya To
    Phone Wali Baji Boli,
    (Please Try Later)..
    Ab Itni Angrezi To Mujhy Bhi Aati Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ma wel
    .* Ma Wel Kha Shwa Raqeban Ba Tol La Mulka Oze.
    :
    Za Khbr Na Wom Che Janan Me Hum Majar Okhato!
    Kala ba zai...


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • KALA BA ZAY
    Pa Zoor dy Na Shareey Pakhpala Ba Zee.
    Zmaa Majara ROra kala Ba Zee.
    Noor dy Naseeb Da Osedu pa pakistan Kee Neshta.
    Kadaa dy Wakhlaa Tar Kabala Ba zee.
    Sook Dy KHoshala Sook Khpa Drbandy.
    Da Zargy Saraa Zaar tar Zaraa Ba Zeee.
    AvOoo Zma Majraaa ROra Klaaaa Ba Zeeeeee


  By: Irfan Ullah   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Hum Ek Tamater
    Teacher Pathan Se:
    Agar Hum Ek Tamater Leker
    Us K 2 Tukray ker den,
    Phir 2 k Mazeed Tukray Ker den
    To Kiya Ban Jayega??
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    Tamater Ki Chatni.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Handwriting
    Sardar: O Yaar Ye Letter Me Nai Parh Sakta,
    Handwriting Bohat Kharab Hai.

    Pathan: Kiya Baat Kerta Hai Tum,
    Isay To Koi Bewakoof Aadmi Bhi Parh Le Ga,
    Lao Idhar Do Hum Parh K Sunata Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Chemist ki shop pe
    Pathan Chemist ki shop pe
    1 Bottle le k gaya aur
    Ek Chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola:
    .
    "Meetha hai Kya?"
    .
    Dukandar Bola: Nahi, kyu kya hai Ye?

    Pathan:
    Doctor ne kaha hai k
    Chemist ki shop se Urine me
    Sugar check karwa k Aao...!
    Wo Check krane aya tha.. ;-) :-0

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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