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Mitti Me Naam



Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Pappu Lawn Ki Mitti Khod Raha Hai..
Us Ny Apni Bivi Se Pucha:
"Ye Mitti Q Khod Raha Hai.?"

Bivi Boli:
Subha Aap Hi To Keh Ker Gaye Thy K
Is Ny Fail Ho Ker Mera Naam
Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai,
Ab Ye Aap Ka Naam Dhoond Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D

Hhahaha



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