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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • 20 Rs wapis karo !
    Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

    Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

    Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya
    1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya

    2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.

    Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.

    1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!

    2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Hum aisy he utrta hai..
    Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

    larki:Oh my GOD

    Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Aur Cow

    Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.

    Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??

    Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.

    Admi: Magar ooper kiu?

    Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe
    Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti

    Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro

    NEXT YEAR

    Dost: Kya howa?

    Pathan: Nhi howi

    Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?

    Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr
    Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr ghoom raha tha k uss ne dekha k

    1 Pathan sarak pe peshab kr raha hai

    Foriegner hairaan ho kar! Hey! man tum sarak pe peshab karty ho, police nhi pakarti kya?

    Pathan: Nhi miya yaha tu kuch bhi facility nhi hai khud hi pakar k krna parta hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Be-Gairat hai...
    Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"

    Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??

    Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI
    A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"

    Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.

    Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"

    Pehly 4 option tu do?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mera number kab aaye ga?
    Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car

    Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho?

    Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha?

    Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?

    Pathan: Is larki ke bad.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Deewar k sath Peshab.
    Cinema mai "KHAWATEEN" k haqooq per film chal rahi thi 1 khatoon ne josh mai naara lagaya:

    Aaj ki aurat kya nhi kar sakti?

    Pathan: Deewar k sath Peshab.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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