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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Larki phansani aati hai
    Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
    Sardar: Nahi
    Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
    Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.

    Phans gai larki.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Hamara shadi hogi
    Ek Pathan larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

    Larki: Woh kese?

    Pathan: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.
    Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Good Morning
    Always welcome a new day with a Smile on your Lips.
    Love in your Heart
    and
    Good Thoughts in your Mind.
    Always have a wonderful day.
    Good Morning.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan to Nurse
    Pathan to Nurse: Agar meri beti ho to kehna FAIL, or Beta ho to kehna PASS.

    Bacha paida hotay he mar gaya.

    Nurse: Pathan Sahab aapki Supply aai hai.


  By: Adnan   Send To Mobile
  • Jail Main Pathan se
    Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
    Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?

    Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.

    Aur



    Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.


  By: Adnan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Cold Drink
    Agar Pathan koi Cold Drink banaye to uska naam kya hoga?



    Think???


    "KHOCHA COLA"
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  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe
    Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe gaya aur Haal Chaal pucha.

    Qabar se koi aawaz nahi aai.

    Pathan Qabar per likh kar chala gaya k.....



    AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Butter slices
    A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.

    Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?

    Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • BROTHER AND SISTER
    ONE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE WALKING DOWN ON A ROAD

    AFTER SOME TIME :

    BROTHER TO SISTER : " behen , parda karo, Aage punjabiyo ka mohaLLa hai "

    AFTER SOME TIME

    SISTER TO BROTHER : "bhai , ab tum parda karo , Aage pathano ka mohalla hai "


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
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