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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Bank manager ask the pathan
    Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

    Manager" what is Cyclone?

    Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • I'll climb tallest mount
    Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
    Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
    Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi
    Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
    Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
    Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

    Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Naswaar Day
    AJ WO AZEEM DIN HAI JAB AJ SE

    5000 SAL

    PEHLY
    AIK AISI
    MEDCINE
    EJAD HUI
    THI JIS KI
    WAJA
    SE
    AAJ
    PURI
    DUNYA
    K PATHAN
    ZINDA HAIN

    H@PPY N@SW@R D@Y!


  By: Irfan kakar   Send To Mobile
  • TMRAY LIYA SUB KUCH CHOR DUNGA
    Pathan: mai tmry liya sub kuch chor dunga

    Girl: Ammi abu
    Pathan: yes

    Girl: frndz
    Pathan: yes

    Grl: Naswar?
    Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.


  By: Irfan kakar   Send To Mobile
  • Bomb blast k baad
    1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
    Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
    Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!


  By: Singh Is King   Send To Mobile
  • Te Pathan hovay
    Jatt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo
    Butt hovy te mota na hovy goli mar deo
    Shiekh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar deo
    Malik hovy te Gappi no hovy goli mar deo
    Mirza hovy tey sohna na hovy goli mar deo
    Raja hovy tey akarda na hovy goli mar deo
    Chowdri hovy te Chakri na hovy goli mar deo
    Te Pathan hovay

    Jesa v howay Goli Mar deo


  By: Singh Is King   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Pathano ke beech fight
    2 Pathano ke beech fight ho rahi thi,
    1st pathan: Khoochi am teri ga*d maar dega.

    2nd pathan; Khoochi serious larai main romantic baat mat karo.


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
  • Pehle he kaat liya
    Pathan: Aye Khuda tu mujhe Rs.100 dega to hum tumhari raah main Rs.50 dega.

    Rastay main usay Rs.50 mila to Pathan bola: Ya Khudaya itna bhi bhrosa nahi kya pehle he kaat liya.


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
  • Acha tum meri maa k paas
    Pathan ki biwi suhag raat ko: Sartaj aaj aap jo mango gay main dongi.

    Pathan khushi se: Acha tum meri maa k paas so jao aur apna bhai ko andar bhej do.


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
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