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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Patahn aur doctor
    Ek doctor ne Pathan ko keha "jao ECG krva k lao"

    Pathan bhol gya k konsa test krvana hy.

    After much thinking pthan said:

    "O khocha hamara CNG kr do"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathano ki fight
    2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.
    1 Pathan: Khocha ham tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.
    2 Pathan: Khocha serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • What is common between
    What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and Qaid-e-Azam?


    Pathan replied: “All r born on govt holidays.”


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • GEO k office
    Ek Pathan apna Saman Ly kr GEO k office pohnch gya or pocha

    "WO BAJI KAHA HY? JO KHABRON K BEECH MAI KEHTI HY HAMARY SATH RHYE GA"

    "Me Sath Rhny aya ho"


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  • Kon khayal rakhega?
    Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
    aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

    Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Sabot to uthalo
    Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.

    Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.

    Sabot to uthalo :-P


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Family Planning walay
    Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.

    Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.

    Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya,
    Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.

    Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.

    Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.
    Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

    Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

    Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

    Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

    Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

    Wakeel: Phir?

    Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
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