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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Dudh de do
    Pathan shop pe ja k: aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.

    Shop keeper: tmhra brtan chota hai.

    Pathan: acha bakri ka de do..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj final hai
    Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

    Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

    Pathan: kal se kha lun

    Dr: kyun?

    Pathan: aaj final hai.


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile


  By: kazy   Send To Mobile
  • 2 pathan masjid mai
    2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

    First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

    Warna.


    Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)


  By: Danish   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan to shopkeeper:
    Pathan to shopkeeper:
    Easy Load hai?

    Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab.

    Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo..


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Advice of Pathan
    Advice of Pathan:
    I WILL NEVER GET MARRIED IN MY LIFE..



    AND

    I WILL GIVE THE SAME ADVICE TO MY CHILDREN ALSO.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
    Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

    Baja kar bhaag jata tha

    Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

    Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • Acha bakri ka de do...
    Pathan shop pe ja ke: Aik kilo bhains ka doodh de do.

    Shopkeeper: Tumhara bartan chota hai.

    Pathan: Acha bakri ka de do...


  By: Farida Jalal   Send To Mobile
  • KUTTEY par Mazmoon
    Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
    Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

    Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
    Kaat krar bhag gaya.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ko dost ne
    Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
    Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
    Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
    Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
    "Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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