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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey
    Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.

    Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
    Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
    Pathan Hasne Laga.
    Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
    Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass Hai.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki khoob pitai hui
    1 Pathan ki khoob pitai hui.
    Woh roza khushai me mufta torta hua
    pakra gaya or us per bola.
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    G, woh, Main larke walo ki taraf se hon.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Khat mily ya na mily
    Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

    2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

    1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Ek larki ki teesri shadi thi
    Ek larki ki teesri shadi thi: Suhaar raat ko sharma ker boli....

    Suniye main abhi kunwari hon.

    Shauhar: wo kese?

    Bivi: Mere pichley dono shauhar Pathan thy.


  By: Taimoor   Send To Mobile
  • Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega
    Pathan apni girlfriend se: Dilbahar! Hum tumko GIFT main Pant dega.

    Girlfriend khush ho kar: Oh waqai Khan?

    Pathan: Han! Per uski ZIP peeche hogi.


  By: Taimoor   Send To Mobile
  • PTCL pe de ya MOBILE
    Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

    Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?


  By: Taimoor   Send To Mobile
  • Aawaz to nahi aai
    Pathan: Kal subha mere abba KUNWAIN main gir gaye or zor zor se chillany lagy Bachao Bachao.

    2nd Pathan: Ab kese hain?

    1st: Theak he hongy, Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Jumma ki namaz qaza
    Pathan Aaj meri Jumma ki namaz qaza ho gai.
    2nd Pathan: Wo kese?
    Pathan: Imam Sahab ne kaha apna mobile OFF ker den aur
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    Mera mobile ghar par tha.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Harkat
    1 Pathan ne COW k kiss li phir Toba karne laga k zehen main shaitaan aagyaa tha.

    Usi waqt Shaitaan aaya aur bola abay Kuttay ye harkat to mere zehen main bhi nahi aai thi.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
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