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1. Pathan Aur Cow  By: Munna Bhai
   Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay. Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho?? Patha...


2. Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe  By: Rooman Qamar
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3. Ek foriegner karachi ki sarak pr  By: Rooman Qamar
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4. Be-Gairat hai...  By: Faraz
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5. KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI  By: Rooman Qamar
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6. Mera number kab aaye ga?  By: Water
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7. Deewar k sath Peshab.  By: Rooman Qamar
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8. TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha  By: Rooman Qamar
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9. Peshawar  By: Aqib Aman
   Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha. Aik bandy ny poocha.. Ye jaanwar kahan se l...


10. Pathan proposed his boss daughter.  By: Water
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14. Kindly Join us!!  By: Rooman Qamar
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