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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan 2 Doctor
    Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah,
    2 dopahar,
    aur 2 Raat ko,
    3 din tak lena hay...

    Pathan: Apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene
    PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

    Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

    PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Main teri Maa Hoti
    Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

    Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga ... ;->


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Fire Brigade
    1 Pathan ne 1 jalti howi building
    sai 6 logon ko nikala!

    Phir bhi usay logon nai boht maara:-(

    Q???

    Is liye

    K

    Wo 6 log

    Fire Brigade walay thay:-)


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Jo galti kary
    Jo 1 galti kary wo Anjaan

    Jo 2 galti kary wo Nadaan

    Jo 3 galti kary wo Shetaan

    Jo ghalteon per ghaltean kary
    wo

    .

    .

    Pathan


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  • 1 miss call….!!
    Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

    Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.

    Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai
    Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
    Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.

    Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Joota chupai ki rasam
    Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.

    2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.

    Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
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