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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan on first of his marriage
    A Pathan on the first night of his marriage, ties hands and legs of wife and start smiling.

    Wife: Why are you smiling?

    Pathan: I am thinking if you are so beautiful, how beautiful your brother must be"


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Bush Offers a pathan
    Bush to Pathan: if you give us osama , we will give you the actress of the movie " titanic " forever as a gift

    pathan to bush: well ok , we will give you osama . but only if you give us the actor of the movie " titanic " , we are not interested in the actress.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • A pathan used to go to
    A pathan used to go to college with his donkey...

    After few years he had to go alone...

    Why?

    Because the donkey graduated...!!!


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • A Pathan goes to a hotel
    A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

    The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?"

    To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan aur Halwai
    Pathan Halwai se: Tum kitne saal se Jalebi bana rahy ho?

    Halwai baray fakhar se: 30 saal se.

    Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai, tumse aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Stupidity
    Question:
    What is the extreme Height of Stupidity,

    Answer:
    Two Pathans sitting in the Rickshaw and Fighting for Window Seat.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan 100 k note
    Pathan 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha,
    2nd Pathan: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

    1st Pathan: Main ye dekh raha tha k Quid-e-Azam to wafaat pa gaye to unka mobile kis k paas hai?


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Pankha to chala do
    Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.

    Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.

    Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • This is Radio Pakistan
    Pathan: You cheated with me.
    Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
    Pathan: No..
    Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Bohat bura lagta hai
    Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
    Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
    Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
    Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
    Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
    Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
    Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
    "Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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