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Faraz's Profile on Funny SMS

• Is liye 5 din pehle
  

  
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  Pepeeeeeeeeeeep..
  
  
  Kahin Traffic Jam na ho jaye
  
  Is liye 5 din pehle
  
  Aap Ko
  
  Eid Mubarak


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Tum to bas apne kam me
  Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.
  
  Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe...
  
  
  Sardar: Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• This is 2015 Year
  Year 2015 Begum: "Suniye G Aaj mujhe koi mehingi cheez lekr dena plz!"
  
  
  Shohar: "Chalo tum tayar ho jao hum atta lainey chalein.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Chaltay chaltay younhi
  Boy:
  Chaltay chaltay younhi ruk jata houn mein,
  Baithay baithay younhi baith jata houn mein.
  Kiya yeh hy piyar hay?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Girl: Nahin yeh Kamzori hay.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend
  MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Gher aya to Bap ne Puchha
  
  Kitne paisy kharch kiye?
  
  Beta: 50 rupay.
  
  Bap: (Ghussa ho kar) 50 rupay?
  
  Beta: Abba uske pas 50 hi thay.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Maths and women
  Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world.
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  But maths atleast has logic!


  Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• I am Bond
  All the Electrons were having a party.
  Suddenly Protons attacked them.
  A hero came & saved the electrons.
  They asked the hero "Who r u?"
  
  Hero: "I'm Bond.. Covalent bond"


  Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• FeMALE b ho sakti hai.
  Yahoo! Yeah! Yupi! Yeah
  
  meri sari tyari ho gai,
  pen
  marker
  pointer
  pencil
  scale , Geometery
  
  uniform, shoes sab ready ho gia hai ab sirf parhna baqi hai.
  
  Or han Hair Gel , body spray, face glooming cream b available hai. Akhir bhai kal paper hai examiner FEMALE b ho sakti hai.


  Category: Student SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Kitne Unit Giray.
  1 Shaikh ko current lag gia,
  Logon ne bari mushkil se Wire se juda kia
  Or pocha k Tabiat kesi hai?
  
  
  Shaikh: Muje choro pehlay ye dakho k kitne unit giray.


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Test Match
  Mujhe RAAT Bhr Ye Baat Sone Nhi Deti Faraz!!!
  
  
  
  
  Zindagi 4 Din Ki Hai To "Test Match" 5 Din Kä Kiun?


  Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy   Send To Mobile  

• He likes cOmbine study
  1 sardar Sheeshey(Mirror) ke samne beth kr study krta tha
  
  
  Why?
  
  
  Bcoz of 3 reasOns:
  
  
  Dobara revision na krnA pare
  
  Apne ooper nazar rahe
  
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  He likes combine study.


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.
  1 Sardar ko Doctor Ne kaha
  
  Apko Gas Trouble Hai, Subha Subha koi Game khela Karain.
  
  Ab Sardar Gi Roz Subha Apne Mobile mei Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
  1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya.
  1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Ker Raho Ho?
  Train Aayegi Tu Mar Jao Gay!
  Sardar: Kal Mairy Oper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahin Howa,
  
  Rail Kia Cheez Hay?


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• AASHIQ KO PHANSWAYA KIS NE? LAILA NE...
  Aashiq ko phanswaya kis ne? Laila Ne.
  Abba se pitwaya kis ne? Laila Ne.
  
  Bhook se majnoo maara maara phirta tha
  Faaqon se marwaya kis ne? Laila Ne.
  
  Mout ke koonway ka jo motor cycle tha
  Majnoo se chalwaya kis ne? Laila Ne.
  
  Kehta tha mein ghorri charrh ker aaon ga
  Khotay pe bithwaya kis ne? Laila Ne.
  
  Abbay ki dhoti ko, apne lehengay ko
  Phokat mein dhulwaya kis ne? Laila Ne.
  
  Kehta tha ke Number Daar banoon ga mein
  Baawarchi lagwaya kis ne? Laila Ne.


  Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  

• Allah karay uski light chali jay,
  Zindagi bari udas hay,
  Mujhay lagi pyas hay,
  Muhay dunya say na koi ass hay,
  Allah karay uski light chali jay,
  Jo yeh sochay kay meri poem Bakvas hay.


  Category: Mazahiya Shayari   Send To Mobile  

• A true love story
  A true love story
  once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
  one day they kissed each other
  hen dies of malaria
  and mosquito dies of bird-flu
  MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN


  Category: Miscellaneous SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei
  2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
  
  Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
  
  Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
  
  Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Maar Dia?
  
  Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, 'Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai.
  
  Jeenay Do Zardari


  Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Apni "Misal" aap tha..
  Usay "Yaad" kaise na kare koi,
  
  Usay "Bhoolna" to Mohal tha,
  
  Ab us ki kya mein "Misal" doon,
  
  Woh to apni "Misal" aap tha..


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Baarishon ke mausam mein...
  Kitabon mein rakh kar sula gaya hum ko.
  
  Ik pal mein woh shaks bhoola gaya hum ko.
  
  Ajeeb mussvar tha woh Baarishon ke mausam mein.
  
  Kachi deewaron per bana gaya hum ko.


  Category: Rainy Day / Barish SMS   Send To Mobile  

• khud ko kho baithay...
  Do hi Lafzon ka tha woh Fasana.
  Jo suna kar Khamosh ho baithay.
  Ibteda ye ke un ko Chaha tha.
  Inteha ye ke khud ko kho baithay.


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

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