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Mera number kab aaye ga?



Pathan was Kissing a Girl inside a Car

Police Man:Kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan:Nazar nahi aa raha?

Police Man: Mera number kab aaye ga?

Pathan: Is larki ke bad.



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