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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha
    Cow per bethey ek pathan ko

    TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha

    k aapka HELMET nhi hai?

    Chalan hoga

    Pathan: Dhiyan se dekh Nechey andhay

    four Wheeler Hay


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Peshawar
    Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

    Aik bandy ny poocha..
    Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

    TOTA BOLA,
    "Peshawar"


  By: Aqib Aman   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan proposed his boss daughter.
    Pathan proposed his boss daughter.
    Boss: Tumhari salary itni bhi nahi hai ke tum use Toilet Paper dila sako.
    Pathan: Yar agar woh itni potty karti hai to rehne do....


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Ye kya kar rahe ho?
    Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
    nach raha tha

    Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

    Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?

    BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan phone karta hy
    Ek pathan phone karta hy tu awaz ati hay:

    "Ye call milane k liye aap ka balance na kafi hai"

    Pathan:Koi bat nhi behn tum hum se bat karo itna hi kafi hy.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya
    Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.

    Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!

    Sath sticker pe likha tha..

    "Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota!"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Kindly Join us!!
    Pathan: Munnay ki sunat krwani hy card English mai hy kaise likwaon?

    BV: We heartly invite U on cutting ceremony of fucking instrument of our son Kindly Join us!!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Pathan ki poetry
    Aik Pathan ki poetry.
    Na botal main, Na jar main.

    Na hotl main, na bar main.

    Na bike pe, na car main.

    Na Ishq mein na pyar mein.

    Jo maza he "Niswar" mein.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Dr apne kaha tha k
    Pathan:Dr apne kaha tha k subha uth k

    koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai

    Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.

    Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???

    Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Romantic Poetry
    Pathan proposed a Girl:

    Kutta mar geya Razai main,
    Main Pagal hoon teri judai main.

    Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
    Pathan terey bin reh nahi sakta.


  By: Singh Is King   Send To Mobile
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