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Pathan Aur Cow




Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.

Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??

Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.

Admi: Magar ooper kiu?

Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..



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