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Peshawar ki Police



Peshawar ki Police ka bhi jawab nahi hai....

1 Pathan talaab main Nahaa raha tha,

Police wala kehta hai: Chal Oye! bahar aa kar kapray pehan..


Teri Talaashi leni hai...



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