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1. Pathan English sekhne  By: Dapper
   Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya. 2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi. Pathan: Who is...


2. Peshawar ki Police  By: Master Mind
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3. Jo Dil par lagay  By: Send Free SMS
   Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri Bhabhi k Dil par lagay.... 2nd Pathan: Br...


4. Aap bohat motay  By: Master Mind
   Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho. Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho. Wife: Main Maa ban...


5. O yara!  By: Rooman Qamar
   1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha: 1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:...


6. Father of Ibn-e-Seena  By: Master Mind
   Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena? Pathan soch main Gumm... After some time, Pathan Answe...


7. Pathan got 1st Position  By: Mr Bean
   Pathan ne Class main 1st Position li... Teacher ne pucha: Parh likh kar kya banna chahtay ho? P...


8. Phansi se pehle  By: Jasper
   Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha: Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai? . . . . . . . . . . Pa...


9. Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai  By: Funtoosh
   Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye: Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho? Pathan ...


10. 1 Pathan Namaz  By: Dapper
    1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha: Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k Ye barray Namazi, Parh...


11. ITTEFAAQ ka jumla  By: Dapper
    Teacher: "ITTEFAAQ" ka jumla banao. Pathan Student: Jis din meray Baap Shadi tha, ITTEFAQ se usi...


12. Pathan ki biwi ne  By: Jasper
    Pathan ki biwi ne pathan ko SMS kya: Ghar kab aa rahy ho? Message kar k batao. Pathan ne SMS kya: ...


13. Ghalat kaam nahi krna  By: Fuzail
    Pathan ki shadi hui, Woh shadi ki raat ko biwi se door ja kar beth gaya. Biwi: Kya hua jee? Path...


14. Pathan Bank lootnay  By: Send Free SMS
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15. Pathan asked Doctor  By: Jasper
    Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai? Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye....