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1 banda bhagta hua



1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.



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