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Ground Floor pe Ghar



Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana.

Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu?

Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.



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