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1. Truck and Cycle Mom  By: wahabi
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4. Fail ya Pass  By: wahabi
   Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy. Major Rohail: Kyu? Pathan: Aaj main te...


5. Ground Floor pe Ghar  By: wahabi
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6. Heart Attack  By: wahabi
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7. Khan & Shower  By: wahabi
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8. Band Ho Jaye Ga  By: Fuzail
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9. Pankhay ka Sawab  By: Dapper
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10. Car ki Battery  By: Master Mind
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11. Spinner he dila do  By: Irfan
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