Prize Bond Nikalna chahiye
Ek Pathan Quaid-e-Azam k Mazar ja kar dua karta hai:
"Mera Prize Bond Her Soorat main nikalna chahiye."
Jaise he woh Mazar se bahar aaya kisi ne uski jaib se Prize Bond nikaal liya.
Woh dobara Mazar gaya aur bola:
"Jinah Sahab! Pehle puri baat to samajh liya karen."
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