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TENT & STARS



Major Rohail ur phatan tent main soo rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kya nazar aa rha hy?
.
Phatan: Stars
.
Major Rohail:
Es ka kya mtlb hova
.
Phatan:
Aaj badal nhi hy Stars nazar aa rhe hai Barish nhi hogi
.
Major Rohail:
U Stupid..hamara tent chori ho gya hai



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