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Pathan of Flat



Ek Patan Pehli bar Karachi aaya or Flat dekhne gaya, flat dekhne ke baad broaker se larne laga:

Pathan: Khucha! Hum is flat main rahegi, is se bara to hamara murghi ka darba hai.

Broker: Khan sab ye Flat nahin lift hay.





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