Aadmi Ban Gaya Pathan
Admi: Mujhe Sardar bana do.
Doc: Uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega.
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
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