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1. Roza Toot Gaya  By: wahabi
   Pahtan: Aaj mera roza toot gaya. Major Rohail: Wo kese? Pathan: Hum ne aaj ghalti se Purane time k...


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5. O Akhrot!  By: Dapper
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6. Jaagnay Ki Raat  By: Irfan
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8. Pathans Are Fools?  By: Dapper
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10. Pareshan Pathan  By: wahabi
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11. Sonay ki Cheez do  By: Dapper
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