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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha
    Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?




    Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

    Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)


  By: Spider Man   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Corrected CNIC
    Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
    Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
    Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.


    Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.

    Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Tameez Se Baat Karo
    Pathan Ek Larki Se: "I Love You"

    Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

    Pathan: Acha.

    Bismilla Hir Rehman Nir Raheem
    "I Love You Baji" :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Got 100 Rupees
    1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Se 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
    Jis Pe Likha tha,


    "Eid Mubarak"


    Pathan Ne Note Pocket Main Dala or Bola:


    "Khair Mubarak" :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai
    Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:

    "Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

    Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"


    Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:

    "Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai" :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan's Sleeping Advice
    Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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    Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Bahar Kutta Khara Hai
    1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:

    Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?

    Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun

    Wife: To jao na.

    Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Camera Wala Bakra
    Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai?

    Aadmi: 28000 Ka.

    Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar:





    Camera Wala Hai? :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • The Most Popular Network
    Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

    1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.


    Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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    Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
  • Karhai Nahi Karwani
    Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

    Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

    Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

    Nurse: 3000

    Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

    Karhai Nahi Karwani. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
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