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Bahar Kutta Khara Hai



1 Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:

Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?

Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun

Wife: To jao na.

Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai. :-)



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