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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Husband Ko Maro Goli
    Girl:
    Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare.
    Hansi Mazaaq Kare
    Or Raton Ko Muje Songs Bhi Sunaye.


    Pathan:
    Baaji! Tum Husband Ko Maro Goli FM Radio Le Lo. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • I am Not a Terrorist
    Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..!

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    Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai
    Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
    Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

    Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

    Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
    Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

    Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
    Ye Kya Hai?

    2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai
    Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

    Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

    Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

    Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

    AAL IZ WELL.

    AAL IZ WELL. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Human Being are Soluble
    Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
    To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

    Dosre Ko Phenka,
    Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

    Tesre Ko Phenka
    Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

    To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K

    "Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Paise Urrane Ki Aadat
    Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

    Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.


    Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

    Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Got 1st Position
    Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

    Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

    Pathan:

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    Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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    CHOWKIDARI Karon. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathano Ko Aqal Nahi Aati
    Boy: Maine Suna Hai K Is Ghar Main JIN BHOOT Rehtay Hain.


    Pathan: Pata Nahi, Mujhe To Khud Maray Huye 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hain.



    Moral: Pathano Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Mochi Ka Kaam Karta Hai
    Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?

    Guess?

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    Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.

    Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ne New Car Li
    Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

    Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

    Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

    Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?


    Pathan: Full Kar Do. :-)


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