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• Pakistani Dog
  1) Go To Google
  2) Type "Top Ten Dogs ataaso"
  3) Click On First Link.
  4) Look At Number 8
  5) And You'll Die Laughing. Xd
  
  SHARE IT ♥ And Must Check It :D


  Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   Send To Mobile  

• PAA Ka Part 2 PAA-DO
  Dhoom Ka Part 2 Bana To Naam Rakha.
  
  Dhoom Do (2)
  
  
  Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Banay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
  
  "PAA DO" :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 1 Sardar Begum Ke Liye Chappal
  1 Sardar Begum ke liye Chappal Lenay Gaya:
  
  Dukandar: Sardar G Size To Batao?
  
  Sardar: Yaar Wo To Main Bhool Gaya Hon!
  
  
  Aisa Karo Meri KAMAR pe Nishan Dekh Lo :-)


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 1 Sardar USA Gya
  1 Sardar USA Gaya.
  
  Wahan Wo Church Mai Gaya to Achank Wahn Aawaz Aai.
  
  'Tannn'
  
  Aitefaq se light Bhi Chali Gai Sardar Dar k Bola,
  
  Oye Bhago!
  
  Undertaker A Gaya hai. :-)


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se
  Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun...
  
  
  FARAZ....
  
  
  
  Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar Gold Leaf To Pila.. :-)


  Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy   Send To Mobile  

• Sardar K Ghar Beta Hua
  Sardar k Ghar Beta Hua...
  
  Sardar ne usay Goud Main Liya...
  
  Us ne susu ker diya...!!!
  
  
  SARDAR: Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho Raha hai... :-)


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• 1st Man Was Pakistani
  Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
  
  Boy: Pakistani.
  
  Teacher: Woh Kese?
  
  Boy: Uske Paas
  Na Ghar Tha
  Na Aata
  Na Bijli
  Na Cheeni
  
  Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)


  Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Pathan Ko Aulad Chahiye
  Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.
  
  1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola.
  
  
  Khan Tujhe Allah ka Waasta Hai,
  
  Pehle Shadi To Kar Lay.


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• TECHNOLOGY has Limitations
  TECHNOLOGY has Its own Limitations
  
  GOOGLE may Be the most powerful Search Engine.
  
  
  But
  
  Can It Search and Locate the
  
  CHAPPALS
  
  You Lost at Masjid. :-)


  Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Pathan Gave Dictation
  A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students:
  
  Last Bench Students:
  
  We Are Not Able to Hear You SIR,
  
  
  Pathan: "Ok! I'll Write On The Board." :-)


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha
  Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?
  
  
  
  
  Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,
  
  Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Dosti Dil Se Ki Jati Hai
  Hoti Nahi Dosti Kabhi Chehray Se,
  
  Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati Hai.
  
  Soorat Unki Khud He Pyari Lagti Hai.
  
  Qadar Jinki Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai.


  Category: Urdu Friendship SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
  Chhuri ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
  K Har Takbeer Se Pehlay.
  
  
  Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
  Bata meri Khata kya hai. :-)
  
  Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak.


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Happy Meat Mubarak
  Everyone Sent You
  Traditional Words About Eid.
  
  But I'm The Fist One To Send You.
  
  
  "MEAT MUBARAK"
  
  And
  
  Keep On Eating Different Meat Dishes On This Season. :-)


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA
  MUHARAM-UL-HARRAM & EID-UL-AZHA K DARMIYAN FARQ
  
  1. Saal ka akhri mahina bhi qurbani, pehla bhi qurbani.
  
  2. Wo bhi 10 ko ye bhi 10 ko.
  
  3. Wo b NABI ka LAAL, ye b NABI ka LAAL.
  
  4. Unki yaad b manate hain, inki yaad bhi manate hain.
  
  5. Yeh ZABH-E-AZEEM, woh SHAHEED-E-AZEEM.
  
  6. Inhon ne KHAWAB nibhaya, unhon ne WADA-E-NANA nibhaya.
  
  7. Wo SABR ki IBTIDA, ye SABR ki INTIHA.
  
  8. Yeh Kabey ko banane wale, wo Kabey ko Bachane waley.
  
  "SUBHAN ALLAH"


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Oye Janwar
  Oye Janwar
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Lay aye tum qurbani k liye...?


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• I love u.
  I love u. Mujy tumse pyar ho gaya
  hai... ;->
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Eid ul Azha se pehly har janwar se mohabbat karna har musalman pe farz hai.
  So keep loving animals =P


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sardiyan Aagai Hain
  -> S
  !
  
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  Sw
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  *
  Swe
  *
  !
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  *
  Swee
  *
  !
  .
  *
  Sweet
  *
  !
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  *
  Sweete
  *
  !
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  *
  Sweeter
  
  Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)


  Category: Miscellaneous SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Chahat ki us Manzil
  Chahat ki us Manzil pe ja pohncha hn Faraz...
  
  
  
  Koi dekhe teri janib, mujhe acha nahi lagta.


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Leader of Ducks?
  Who is the Leader of Ducks?
  
  
  
  
  
  Ans. Frog
  
  
  
  Why?
  
  
  
  Because Frog is MAINDUCK.


  Category: Cool Jokes   Send To Mobile  

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