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Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai



Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"


Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:

"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai" :-)



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