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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Tere Baap ka Hukumat
    Ek Kutta Pathan k Peeche Lag Gaya...


    Pathan Ghusse main Bolta Hua Bhag Raha Tha:


    Agar Tere Baap ka Hukumat

    Na Nota to Hum Tujhe Batata. :-)


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  • Pizza is a Fast Food
    Interviewer to Pathan:
    If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
    Which will Reach the Ground First?

    Pathan: Pizza


    Interviewer: Why?

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    .
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    Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. :-)


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  • Mummy Daddy Style
    Ek Pathan Apni Maa ki Kameez aur Baap ki Dhoti
    Pehan k Bazaar Mai Ghoom Raha Tha:

    Ek Aadmi ne Pucha ye Konsa Style Hai?



    Pathan: Mummy Daddy....


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  • JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai
    Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha.

    Ek Bacha Mila Hai JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaen.

    To Ek Pathan Aaya Aur Kehne Laga.


    Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.


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  • Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara
    Ek Pathan Ne Ek Paad Mara,
    Phir Doosra,
    Phir 3,4,5,6.

    Kisi Ne Kaha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?


    Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karwaya Howa Hai. :-)


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  • Pehly to Mai Karta Hon Na
    Pathan: Mai Office Janay se Pehly Apni Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon.

    Dost: Main Tere jany k Baad Teri Biwi ko Pappi Karta Hon.


    Pathan: Ha Ha Ha.


    Pehly to Main Karta Hon Na.


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  • Can't Attend Lecture on Sun
    Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

    Everyone must attend it.

    Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

    Teacher: Why?

    Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.


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  • Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz
    Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

    Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

    2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
    5 June 2009
    5:20 Purana Time.
    ALLAH O AKBAR


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  • Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai
    Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.

    Dost: Woh Kaise?

    Pathan: "Wo My Name Is Khan" Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya :-)


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  • Pathan Ki Paaltu Billi
    1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
    Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.
    Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

    Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
    Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

    Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
    Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

    Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

    Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

    Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
    Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon. :-)


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